addicted

The kids were griping about this and that. Ooohh, big surprise. Anyway, I said told Pat to hush.

He got that fake attitude and said "whatchoo gonna do about it?"

I said "I'll cut you off" (from sex)

He started laughing manaically. "Yeah right."

"I WILL"

"NO YOU WON'T. You're A-DICK-TED. Literally and figuratively.


He knows me so well.