armpit farts and tornadoes

I don't know who taught him to do armpit farts, but Patrick does it all the time. It's gross. Rude. Disgusting.

All the time.

And right now, he and Keira are trying to "be tornadoes" by spinning around the living room. Big Pat made the biggest tornado by spinning Little Pat around as fast as he could and letting him walk off. Now he's doing it to Keira who just fell on her butt, after he plopped her down. Patrick ran into the couch and the recliner before falling on his face.

Literally.

My family is nuts.