clothespins and corks

So, one of the boys peed in their room. In a basket. Don't know which one. Pat's decided that he's going to put clothespins on their ding dongs at night so they can't pee in their room.

He informed Keira that she needed to stop pooping in her room at night, so he was going to stick a cork in her bum. (He was playing with her). She said she could dig it out. He said she couldn't reach that far. She said she could. They went back and forth for a few minutes til he told her that he was going to shove that cork so far up her bum that she wouldn't be able to reach it.

She said she could too.

'WIF A KNIFE!"