kid stories

Story 1

Once upon a time there was a princess named Gun. she shot the princess bad guy in the butt with a double whip paddle. She went with baby John to the store to buy bread. And a keyboard for the computer to write letters to her family and friends about how her week was going. She told them about the Prince’s sword that killed the dragon that smelled like Caitlyn’s feet and Patrick’s butt. He was awarded the Stupidest guy ever because he liked to smell Butts. He bought a paddle to spank the baby wren because the baby bird flying off and not listening. Ben had the almond tricks stuck in his butt because Gwen his cousin stuck it up his butt.


Story 2

Once upon a time the pig ate the coconut and then had to poop. After he pooped Ben Came and turned into a butterfly that flew on the tree and the air. After he landed on the tree, he went flying in the air. He watched High School Musical and he loved it so he turned into Jet Ray. And now he can use lasers on the pig. And made bacon out of the pig. Now he is so fat and chubby that he can not fly and turned into Humongosaur and punched the ground and pooped on a coconut. The coconut said “Shut up, I’m watching High School Musical!”
The Butterfly then showed up and started playing checkers with the chicken. The Chicken took pictures of all his animal friends. But the film made them late for work.
So their bosses yelled at them and said “ Get back to work you twerps!”
The animals went back to work and went swimming later because they got hit by yo-yo’s in the head.