Hornswaggle

is quite possibly the coolest name for a midget who wrestles. ever.

that is all.

(oh and for those of you who aren't honored enough~or lucky enough~to not have to watch wrestling... here's a link...)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornswoggle

Oh.

And for a guy with short stubby ...uh, fingers...yeah, fingers..

he's pretty damn hot.

that is really all.