Let me stick my nose...

in your crotch, seemed to be what the dog was saying to the cat. As she did just that.

And big Pat told her "stop licking your pussy"

jeebus

Jo prints

Big Pat just remopped the kitchen (the daughter did not do a fantastic job. adequate, yes, fantastic, no).

Jo then proceeded across it on her dirty little knees and hands to play in the kitty litter box.

As a side note, why is cat crap so damn entertaining? the other kids think it's fun to watch the cat take a poo. And ask why she digs before she does it...

Anyway, big ole Pat (jokingly) yelled "Aw, girl, now I have Jo Prints on my nice clean floor."

ROFL guess he should have set up the makeshift baby gate BEFORE he mopped it.

Kitty and Puppy tails

So, the dog (honey) and the cat (cleo) are playing with each other. They like to torment each other. The kids are all afraid the damn dog will eat the cat. To which we say "If she was going to, she already would have".

Anyway, I guess, according to big Pat.....the dog "licked the pussy and got a hairball."

I almost fell outta my chair laughing.

Ok, I wasn't laughing.

I was snorting.

Really hard.