Vacuum scares

Poor Jo.

She's scared shitless of the vacuum.

I am dead serious. If someone's not holding that poor kid when the vacuum comes on, she cries. If someone IS holding her, she jumps.

I wonder what kind of weird ass dreams she had that made her scared of the vac.

Maybe a freak vacuum chased her up and down the hall and tried to drown her in the toilet.

The world may never know.

Jo prints

Big Pat just remopped the kitchen (the daughter did not do a fantastic job. adequate, yes, fantastic, no).

Jo then proceeded across it on her dirty little knees and hands to play in the kitty litter box.

As a side note, why is cat crap so damn entertaining? the other kids think it's fun to watch the cat take a poo. And ask why she digs before she does it...

Anyway, big ole Pat (jokingly) yelled "Aw, girl, now I have Jo Prints on my nice clean floor."

ROFL guess he should have set up the makeshift baby gate BEFORE he mopped it.

Mr. Clean magic erase mop

Ok, I bought one. I love mister clean, he's my dream man.

What's not to love? He's bald, buff, and carries a mop.

Anyway, Caitlyn just ASKED if she could mop.

By all means. Mop every hard floor we have.

"Where's the mop bucket?"

Um, Caitlyn, you don't need one. Get it wet, wring it out, and mop. Nothing easier than that.

And it gets serious gunk off that damn floor too.

It's worth the 14 bucks we spent on it.

Too bad it didn't come with mr. clean.

He's hot.